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You Know You're a Soapnut When...
...in the dead of night you bolt upright in bed gasping, and when dh asks what's wrong, you reply "I know what I'm going to do for my swap entry!" ...you can barely enjoy your fabulous two
week vacation in the Caribbean, because you forgot to bring your own soap. ------------- …I feel like I NEED to go out for
coconut oil to get through the snow storm that is coming- not food, mind you,
but soap supplies! ---------------- ....you think of how a food product would work in soap instead of how it tastes. ....you look at box's dimensions and
wonder how it would do as a soap mold. ------------------ …you go into a kitchen supply store and
all you *see* are soap molds, soaping pots, soap stirrers and soap making
equipment...oh, the potential! ---------------- …you stumble out of the bedroom, bleary
eyed with hair standing on end, to
check your Soapnuts list mail BEFORE you have a cup of coffee.
You then proceed to reply to those e-mails, making of course,
absolutely no sense at all! ------- ...you're in a discussion with family
about some subject, not soap related,
then in the discussion a question arises and out pops the answer.... from me?
It's usually a subject we covered here, lol, and I love knowing that.. I feel
like a Soapnut when that happens. ------------- …you have 6 bars of soap in the shower,
and you live alone. …the first room you remodel in your
house is the bathroom--complete with bathtub for 2, with jets, water heater,
etc. …when you can't find the cooking spray,
you use whatever oil comes to hand. Pancakes in cocoa butter. almond oil in
birthday cakes. There's a story behind this one! … you have to clean exotic oils off the buttons on your sound system. …you have a boil-over, and figure the
oven and bathtub need to be cleaned anyway. Just take the bottom plate out,
and wash it in the shower. And last, but not least, from an anonymous
personage highly placed in the Soapnuts organization…. You know you’re a Soapnut when… …everyone else just looks at you
funny....... Bwahahahahhaa!
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